COSMIC CLUB ACCESS

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Benefits

  • FREE GIFT WRAPPING

    A gift wrap pouch and an awesome sticker will be automatically included with your order : ready for you to slip your products into. Trust us it will be the coolest cadeau in the cosmos. 

  • OUR BESTSELLERS

    All our bestsellers in one place. Products we love, you love and they love. You can't go wrong.

  • HIGH-VIBES CACAO

    Maximum pleasure, less sugar. Artisanal, bean-to-bar, ceremonial grade, vegan, grand cru, no cacao butter added, ethically sourced, agroforestry. 

  • SLEEP TEA

    Our herbal tea for deep restorative sleep. Perfect to calm excess anxious energy and send that special someone to sleepyland. 

  • TONGUE CLEANER

    A crucial detox tool for the silly season: scrape away your sins from the night before. Drunk a lot of alcohol? Eaten a lot of sugar? You'll have more bacterial build up in the morning. The perfect gift for the person who plans to go hard this Holiday season, or for the wellness nerd who wants to upgrade their oral hygiene routine.

  • All natural incense

    Made from 100% natural aromatic Ayurvedic herbs, woods and medicinal plants. No headache-inducing synthetic chemicals here.

Faq

shipping

SHIPPING - +

We ship WORLDWIDE despite this mother*cker of a virus.

Items dispatched in 2 working days max.

Our shipment is from France, costs and delivery times depend on your location even though you all feel close at heart

France Metropolitan: Delivery window 2-3 days / Cost 4,5€ / Free shipment for orders over 45€  

Germany, Austria, United Kingdom, Belgium, Spain, Netherlands, Portugal, Luxembourg, Ireland, Italy, Switzerland:Delivery window 3-7 days/ Cost 5,8€/ Free shipment for orders over 80€

Bosnia & Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Jersey, Kosovo, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Malta, Moldova, Montenegro, Norway, Poland, Romania, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden, Ukraine: Delivery window 4-10 days/ Cost 6,8€/ Free shipment for orders over 100€

DOM TOM, USA, Canada: Delivery window 5-12 days/ Cost 14€ / Free shipment for orders over 140€  

Rest of the World: Delivery Window 6-12 days/ Cost 16€

- Any taxes and duties that apply to a specific country are to be paid by the customer upon delivery.

- During the launch of a new product, our logistics can get a little overwhelmed by your love... so an additional delay of 2 to 3 days is possible.

- Once the order has been shipped, you will receive a shipment confirmation email containing a tracking number

-If you have any issues with the products, or if your package has not arrived, just email us and we'll get back to you: bonjour@getcosmicdealer.com

Returns and Exchanges: We accept returns of defective goods up to 14 days, after delivery (except for food items). Please email us bonjour@getcosmicdealer.com, we will fix your problem and live happily ever after!

shipping

SHIPPING - +

We ship WORLDWIDE despite this mother*cker of a virus.

Items dispatched in 2 working days max.

Our shipment is from France, costs and delivery times depend on your location even though you all feel close at heart

France Metropolitan: Delivery window 2-3 days / Cost 4,5€ / Free shipment for orders over 45€  

Germany, Austria, United Kingdom, Belgium, Spain, Netherlands, Portugal, Luxembourg, Ireland, Italy, Switzerland:Delivery window 3-7 days/ Cost 5,8€/ Free shipment for orders over 80€

Bosnia & Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Jersey, Kosovo, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Malta, Moldova, Montenegro, Norway, Poland, Romania, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden, Ukraine: Delivery window 4-10 days/ Cost 6,8€/ Free shipment for orders over 100€

DOM TOM, USA, Canada: Delivery window 5-12 days/ Cost 14€ / Free shipment for orders over 140€  

Rest of the World: Delivery Window 6-12 days/ Cost 16€

- Any taxes and duties that apply to a specific country are to be paid by the customer upon delivery.

- During the launch of a new product, our logistics can get a little overwhelmed by your love... so an additional delay of 2 to 3 days is possible.

- Once the order has been shipped, you will receive a shipment confirmation email containing a tracking number

-If you have any issues with the products, or if your package has not arrived, just email us and we'll get back to you: bonjour@getcosmicdealer.com

Returns and Exchanges: We accept returns of defective goods up to 14 days, after delivery (except for food items). Please email us bonjour@getcosmicdealer.com, we will fix your problem and live happily ever after!

REVIEWS

Not another useless beauty tool

I can safely say that after 15 days of use, a tongue cleaner is not just another accessory that is going to weigh down your morning routine, far from it. It is indeed a life-changing object.

- Camille H.

CHOCOLATE Genius

THE perfect bean to bar ayurvedic chocolates. No bitterness from the ashwagandha nor the gently roasted cacao itself. Tasting notes: Chocolatey, dry cacao, dark sugars, floral, nutty. I.Cannot.Stop.Nibbling.This.
I think it's genius to combine a natural anxiety/stress soother like ashwagandha with a pure high quality cacao. #teamtester

I'M AN INCENSE CONVERT NOW

I used to think incense was for hippies :) and much preferred candles but I loved this packaging so tried it: after lighting a few sticks I'm now addicted to my daily ritual of bath + incense. Thank you!!

- R.

I GOT A HIGH FIVE FROM MY DENTIST

The tongue cleaner is a strangely satisfying step in my routine. And I got a high five from my dentist who said my oral hygiene had never been better.

- Alice C.