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Cosmic Bestsellers Box
Benefits
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OUR BESTSELLERS
All our bestsellers in one place. Products we love, you love and they love. You can't go wrong.
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HIGH-VIBES CACAO
Maximum pleasure, less sugar. Artisanal, bean-to-bar, ceremonial grade, vegan, grand cru, no cacao butter added, ethically sourced, agroforestry.
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SLEEP TEA
Our herbal tea for deep restorative sleep. Perfect to calm excess anxious energy and send that special someone to sleepyland.
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TONGUE CLEANER
A crucial detox tool : scrape away your sins from the night before. Drunk a lot of alcohol? Eaten a lot of sugar? You'll have more bacterial build up in the morning on your tongue.
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All natural incense
Made from 100% natural aromatic Ayurvedic herbs, woods and medicinal plants. No headache-inducing synthetic chemicals here. Jatamansi is a rare plant from the honeysuckle family. It has woody, warm, erotic honey notes.
Faq
SHIPPING - +
We ship WORLDWIDE despite this mother*cker of a virus.
Items dispatched in 2 working days max.
Our shipment is from France, costs and delivery times depend on your location even though you all feel close at heart 💜
France Metropolitan: Delivery window 2-3 days / Cost 4,5€ / Free shipment for orders over 60€
Germany, Austria, United Kingdom, Belgium, Spain, Netherlands, Portugal, Luxembourg, Ireland, Italy, Switzerland: Delivery window 3-7 days/ Cost 6,5€/ Free shipment for orders over 80€
DOM-TOM: Delivery window 4-10 days/ Cost 14€ / Free shipment for orders over 140€
Bosnia & Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Jersey, Kosovo, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Malta, Moldova, Montenegro, Norway, Poland, Romania, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden, Ukraine: Delivery window 4-10 days/ Cost 7,5€/ Free shipment for orders over 100€
Rest of the World: Delivery Window 6-12 days/ Cost 16-25€
- Any taxes and duties that apply to a specific country are to be paid by the customer upon delivery.
- During the launch of a new product, our logistics can get a little overwhelmed by your love... so an additional delay of 2 to 3 days is possible.
- Once the order has been shipped, you will receive a shipment confirmation email containing a tracking number
- If you live somewhere hot and exotic, firstly, bravo you. We'd like to join you one day. Secondly, although our chocolate is high-vibes, it isn't magic, so it may melt in very warm temperatures. This won't affect the taste, but it may look less pretty!
-If you have any issues with the products, or if your package has not arrived, just email us and we'll get back to you: bonjour@getcosmicdealer.com
Returns and Exchanges: We accept returns of defective goods up to 14 days, after delivery (except for food items and tongue cleaner). Please email us bonjour@getcosmicdealer.com, we will fix your problem and live happily ever after.
shipping
SHIPPING - +
We ship WORLDWIDE despite this mother*cker of a virus.
Items dispatched in 2 working days max.
Our shipment is from France, costs and delivery times depend on your location even though you all feel close at heart 💜
France Metropolitan: Delivery window 2-3 days / Cost 4,5€ / Free shipment for orders over 60€
Germany, Austria, United Kingdom, Belgium, Spain, Netherlands, Portugal, Luxembourg, Ireland, Italy, Switzerland: Delivery window 3-7 days/ Cost 6,5€/ Free shipment for orders over 80€
DOM-TOM: Delivery window 4-10 days/ Cost 14€ / Free shipment for orders over 140€
Bosnia & Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Jersey, Kosovo, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Malta, Moldova, Montenegro, Norway, Poland, Romania, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden, Ukraine: Delivery window 4-10 days/ Cost 7,5€/ Free shipment for orders over 100€
Rest of the World: Delivery Window 6-12 days/ Cost 16-25€
- Any taxes and duties that apply to a specific country are to be paid by the customer upon delivery.
- During the launch of a new product, our logistics can get a little overwhelmed by your love... so an additional delay of 2 to 3 days is possible.
- Once the order has been shipped, you will receive a shipment confirmation email containing a tracking number
- If you live somewhere hot and exotic, firstly, bravo you. We'd like to join you one day. Secondly, although our chocolate is high-vibes, it isn't magic, so it may melt in very warm temperatures. This won't affect the taste, but it may look less pretty!
-If you have any issues with the products, or if your package has not arrived, just email us and we'll get back to you: bonjour@getcosmicdealer.com
Returns and Exchanges: We accept returns of defective goods up to 14 days, after delivery (except for food items and tongue cleaner). Please email us bonjour@getcosmicdealer.com, we will fix your problem and live happily ever after.
REVIEWS
Not another useless beauty tool
I can safely say that after 15 days of use, a tongue cleaner is not just another accessory that is going to weigh down your morning routine, far from it. It is indeed a life-changing object.
- Camille H.
CHOCOLATE Genius
THE perfect bean to bar ayurvedic chocolates. No bitterness from the ashwagandha nor the gently roasted cacao itself. Tasting notes: Chocolatey, dry cacao, dark sugars, floral, nutty. I.Cannot.Stop.Nibbling.This.
I think it's genius to combine a natural anxiety/stress soother like ashwagandha with a pure high quality cacao. #teamtester
I'M AN INCENSE CONVERT NOW
I used to think incense was for hippies :) and much preferred candles but I loved this packaging so tried it: after lighting a few sticks I'm now addicted to my daily ritual of bath + incense. Thank you!!
- R.
I GOT A HIGH FIVE FROM MY DENTIST
The tongue cleaner is a strangely satisfying step in my routine. And I got a high five from my dentist who said my oral hygiene had never been better.
- Alice C.
WARMING SLEEP TEA
