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Benefits

  • FREE GIFT WRAPPING

    A gift wrap pouch and an awesome sticker will be automatically included with your order : ready for you to slip your products into. Trust us it will be the coolest cadeau in the cosmos.

  • TONGUE CLEANER

    A crucial detox tool for the silly season: scrape away your sins from the night before. Drunk a lot of alcohol? Eaten a lot of sugar? You'll have more bacterial build up in the morning. The perfect gift for the person who plans to go hard this Holiday season, or for the wellness nerd who wants to upgrade their oral hygiene routine.

  • BOTANICAL BOUCHE

    A secret weapon for post-champagne sessions. Our natural mouth wash alternative keeps breath minty fresh and oral hygiene balanced and beautiful. Big sexy smiles all around.

Faq

tongue cleaner

ABOUT OUR TONGUE CLEANER - +

There are hundreds of tiny lines running along the surface of your tongue where harmful bacteria hide out, feeding on food leftovers and dead cells. They have the most fun multiplying while you sleep, when there is less saliva in your mouth to wash them away.

That's why you wake up with your breath smelling so...unsexy. And with a gross white coating on your tongue.

Gently removing this coating with a tongue cleaner each morning is a basic step in assisting your body’s natural detoxification processes. 

HOW TO USE AND CLEAN - +

Hold one end of the tongue cleaner in each hand and set the rounded part at the back of your tongue

Scrape the tongue from back to front applying light pressure. 

Scrape down the middle and then each side a few times

Observe as you remove super gross yellow tongue slime every morning

Rinse with water after use.

Rub with salt and white vinegar when its starts to naturally oxidise if you want to keep it shiny.

Watch the video below or the (rather gross) demos in our Instagram stories to see how it's done!

botanical bouche

ABOUT OUR BOTANICAL BOUCHE - +

'Gandusha' or oil pulling, is a traditional daily Ayurvedic detox ritual practiced to reduce gum inflammation, gently kill of an imbalance of bad bacteria in the mouth and freshen breath. Traditionally, oil is swished around the mouth for 20 minutes then spat out.  

But 20 minutes is a long time man. We’re totes into tradition, but we’re also into making daily wellness rituals as easy and adapted as possible so they fit into our modern lifestyle, and so we actually stick to them!

So we spent over a year formulating a mix of potent and organic botanical oils that can 'spray and stay' in your mouth (no need to swish or spit out if you don't want to).

Each oil has been carefully selected for its soothing, restorative and purifying properties to promote pretty pink gums, holistic oral well-being and beautiful fresh breath.

Apply after breakfast before leaving the house, after a meal or before bed. Carry in your bag for all-day plant pleasure.

Use in combination with our bestselling tongue cleaner for 5-star oral wellness.

INGREDIENTS - +

Hemp, Inca Inchi & Clove oils: known for their anti-inflammatory properties

Sesame & Cardamome oils:
renowned as gentle anti-bacterial oils for oral microbiome

Spearmint oil: for beautiful fresh breath

INCI: Cannabis Sativa (Hemp) Seed Oil, Sesamum Indicum (Sesame) Seed Oil, Plukenetia Volubilis (Inca Inchi) Seed Oil, Mentha Spicata (Spearmint) Leaf Oil, Eugenol*, Limonene*, Elettaria Cardamomum (Cardamom) Seed Oil, Linalool*, Eugenia Caryophyllus (Clove) Stem Oil, Citral*, Geraniol*.
* Naturally present in essential oils

shipping

SHIPPING - +

We ship WORLDWIDE despite this mother*cker of a virus.

Items dispatched in 2 working days max.

Our shipment is from France, costs and delivery times depend on your location even though you all feel close at heart

France Metropolitan: Delivery window 2-3 days / Cost 4,5€ / Free shipment for orders over 45€  

Germany, Austria, United Kingdom, Belgium, Spain, Netherlands, Portugal, Luxembourg, Ireland, Italy, Switzerland: Delivery window 3-7 days/ Cost 5,8€/ Free shipment for orders over 80€

Bosnia & Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Jersey, Kosovo, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Malta, Moldova, Montenegro, Norway, Poland, Romania, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden, Ukraine: Delivery window 4-10 days/ Cost 6,8€/ Free shipment for orders over 100€

DOM TOM, USA, Canada: Delivery window 5-12 days/ Cost 14€ / Free shipment for orders over 140€  

Rest of the World: Delivery Window 6-12 days/ Cost 16€

- Any taxes and duties that apply to a specific country are to be paid by the customer upon delivery.

- During the launch of a new product, our logistics can get a little overwhelmed by your love... so an additional delay of 2 to 3 days is possible.

- Once the order has been shipped, you will receive a shipment confirmation email containing a tracking number

-If you have any issues with the products, or if your package has not arrived, just email us and we'll get back to you: bonjour@getcosmicdealer.com

Returns and Exchanges: We accept returns of defective goods up to 14 days, after delivery (except for food items). Please email us bonjour@getcosmicdealer.com, we will fix your problem and live happily ever after!

tongue cleaner

ABOUT OUR TONGUE CLEANER - +

There are hundreds of tiny lines running along the surface of your tongue where harmful bacteria hide out, feeding on food leftovers and dead cells. They have the most fun multiplying while you sleep, when there is less saliva in your mouth to wash them away.

That's why you wake up with your breath smelling so...unsexy. And with a gross white coating on your tongue.

Gently removing this coating with a tongue cleaner each morning is a basic step in assisting your body’s natural detoxification processes. 

HOW TO USE AND CLEAN - +

Hold one end of the tongue cleaner in each hand and set the rounded part at the back of your tongue

Scrape the tongue from back to front applying light pressure. 

Scrape down the middle and then each side a few times

Observe as you remove super gross yellow tongue slime every morning

Rinse with water after use.

Rub with salt and white vinegar when its starts to naturally oxidise if you want to keep it shiny.

Watch the video below or the (rather gross) demos in our Instagram stories to see how it's done!

ABOUT OUR BOTANICAL BOUCHE - +

'Gandusha' or oil pulling, is a traditional daily Ayurvedic detox ritual practiced to reduce gum inflammation, gently kill of an imbalance of bad bacteria in the mouth and freshen breath. Traditionally, oil is swished around the mouth for 20 minutes then spat out.  

But 20 minutes is a long time man. We’re totes into tradition, but we’re also into making daily wellness rituals as easy and adapted as possible so they fit into our modern lifestyle, and so we actually stick to them!

So we spent over a year formulating a mix of potent and organic botanical oils that can 'spray and stay' in your mouth (no need to swish or spit out if you don't want to).

Each oil has been carefully selected for its soothing, restorative and purifying properties to promote pretty pink gums, holistic oral well-being and beautiful fresh breath.

Apply after breakfast before leaving the house, after a meal or before bed. Carry in your bag for all-day plant pleasure.

Use in combination with our bestselling tongue cleaner for 5-star oral wellness.

INGREDIENTS - +

Hemp, Inca Inchi & Clove oils: known for their anti-inflammatory properties

Sesame & Cardamome oils:
renowned as gentle anti-bacterial oils for oral microbiome

Spearmint oil: for beautiful fresh breath

INCI: Cannabis Sativa (Hemp) Seed Oil, Sesamum Indicum (Sesame) Seed Oil, Plukenetia Volubilis (Inca Inchi) Seed Oil, Mentha Spicata (Spearmint) Leaf Oil, Eugenol*, Limonene*, Elettaria Cardamomum (Cardamom) Seed Oil, Linalool*, Eugenia Caryophyllus (Clove) Stem Oil, Citral*, Geraniol*.
* Naturally present in essential oils

SHIPPING - +

We ship WORLDWIDE despite this mother*cker of a virus.

Items dispatched in 2 working days max.

Our shipment is from France, costs and delivery times depend on your location even though you all feel close at heart

France Metropolitan: Delivery window 2-3 days / Cost 4,5€ / Free shipment for orders over 45€  

Germany, Austria, United Kingdom, Belgium, Spain, Netherlands, Portugal, Luxembourg, Ireland, Italy, Switzerland: Delivery window 3-7 days/ Cost 5,8€/ Free shipment for orders over 80€

Bosnia & Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Jersey, Kosovo, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Malta, Moldova, Montenegro, Norway, Poland, Romania, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden, Ukraine: Delivery window 4-10 days/ Cost 6,8€/ Free shipment for orders over 100€

DOM TOM, USA, Canada: Delivery window 5-12 days/ Cost 14€ / Free shipment for orders over 140€  

Rest of the World: Delivery Window 6-12 days/ Cost 16€

- Any taxes and duties that apply to a specific country are to be paid by the customer upon delivery.

- During the launch of a new product, our logistics can get a little overwhelmed by your love... so an additional delay of 2 to 3 days is possible.

- Once the order has been shipped, you will receive a shipment confirmation email containing a tracking number

-If you have any issues with the products, or if your package has not arrived, just email us and we'll get back to you: bonjour@getcosmicdealer.com

Returns and Exchanges: We accept returns of defective goods up to 14 days, after delivery (except for food items). Please email us bonjour@getcosmicdealer.com, we will fix your problem and live happily ever after!

REVIEWS

LE GRATTE-LANGUE = MEILLEUR PRODUIT AU MONDE

Je ne peux plus m'en passer. Je me demande comment je faisais avant. Je me sens tellement bien et 'clean' après l'avoir fait. 🙏

- Sophie R.

LOVE Botanical Bouche

I LOVE this. So glad I decided to try it. Feeling in my mouth is amazing. You guys make the best products. 

Not another useless beauty tool

I can safely say that after 15 days of use, a tongue cleaner is not just another accessory that is going to weigh down your morning routine, far from it. It is indeed a life-changing object.

- Camille H.

I GOT A HIGH FIVE FROM MY DENTIST

The tongue cleaner is a strangely satisfying step in my routine. And I got a high five from my dentist who said my oral hygiene had never been better.

- Alice C.