About Us

LET US GUESS:

You kind of like the idea of something natural, clean, approved by ancient-wisdom and kinda cosmic.

But you don’t want bullsh*t products. You want goods that are going to work. Because you’re over generically produced, white-label stuff with pretty packaging.

You also want it to be produced sustainably and ethically. With packaging that’s not going piss off Mother Nature.

And if it’s all cool and fun, then…bonus.

Yikes, that’s a big wish list.

Turns out that’s what we wanted too.

WHO IS COSMIC DEALER?

We are two girls. Plus three other girls. Ok so that’s five girls.

And we deal wellness goods.

Think of the Cosmic Dealer as your guru. If your guru was actually your friend, and your friend was actually someone who spent their time dedicated to producing niche wellness goods.

WHAT DO WE DO?

We look at Ayurveda through a modern lens.

Creating functional products that cater to our ever-evolving wellness needs

Not everyone gets the things we do or like or eat. But that’s cool.We’re ahead of the mainstream wellness pack and we like it here.

WHERE ARE WE BASED?

We reside in Paris, France, but can sometimes be found floating in the Cosmos.

WHAT DO WE BELIEVE IN?

We believe that tiny changes can lead to big shifts in your overall wellbeing.

Because your health in large part consists of the aggregate of your everyday actions.

WHAT DOES COSMIC DEALER CARE ABOUT ?

MAKING PRODUCTS THAT ACTUALLY WORK

We’re totally cool with crystals, but we are looking to provide tangible benefits from our products.

SOURCING * THE BEST *

We are research nerds and label-readers on a quest for quality. We scour the world to find the best artisans, ateliers, ashrams, gardens and kitchens and somehow convince them to help us develop wellness products that are up to our impossibly high standards.

WHY WE DO ALL THIS ?

Because at some point wellness became overwhelming. Overrun with retreats and crushed under mountains of kefir grains, we needed a guiding light. Someone to chill wellness the f*ck out.

We needed a Cosmic Dealer.

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