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AYURVEDIC TONGUE CLEANER

Ayurvedic Copper Tongue Cleaner

Morning routine

BESTSELLER

AYURVEDIC TONGUE CLEANER

Morning detox tool

Use a tongue cleaner every morning as soon as you wake, to scrape the layer of bacteria that has built up on the tongue overnight.

This bacteria is what causes the dreaded *morning breath* and gross fuzzy feeling on your tongue.

As the mouth is one of the first lines of defence for the immune system, having a healthy and balanced oral microbiome is an important part of keeping you fighting fit and healthy.

BETTER BREATH & ORAL HYGIENE

There are hundreds of tiny lines running along the surface of your tongue where harmful bacteria hide out, feeding on food leftovers and dead cells. This is what causes bad breath, and contributes to plaque and tooth decay.

Scraping first thing in the morning removes the bacteria that accumulates on your tongue while you sleep #wakescrape.

THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE

Our tongue cleaner is thicker, sturdier (and prettier) than anything else on the market.

The premium copper makes for smooth round edges, and a tool that will last a lifetime. We're not into the thin, dirty flimsy kind that deform after a few uses.

Copper is anti-microbial so bacteria is naturally killed on its surface. Packaging made from eco-friendly paper. No plastic here!

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€21,00
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*** Vanity Fair *** The most hype beauty tool of the year
*** Vanity Fair *** The most hype beauty tool of the year
*** Vanity Fair *** The most hype beauty tool of the year
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100% DARK CHOCOLATE TABLET

100% DARK CHOCOLATE TABLET

Sugar detox

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100% DARK CHOCOLATE TABLET

For your sugar detox

100% dark artisanal cacao blessed with Ayurvedic spices and adaptogens. 

100% 'chocolate' was really the only thing that helped us reduce sugar (that we were completely addicted to) in our diet.

The bitterness of cacao can stop sugar cravings; research has shown that bitter foods (like real 100% cacao) shut off a receptor in our brain that makes us crave sugar.

A NUTRIENT-DENSE SUPERFOOD

Our cacao is vegan, gluten-free, single origin, Grand Cru, ceremonial-grade and naturally rich in magnesium, iron, potassium and flavonoids.

It has no added sugar or sweeteners, it's just nutrient-dense pure cacao with Ayurvedic spices added.

It’s not cut with cheap cacao butter that dilutes the flavour and nutrients of the actual cacao mass.

ETHICALLY SOURCED

Our artisan producer in Italy has their own family farm in El Salvador where we buy our beans from.

We pay our farmers x3 the market price to ensure a fair wage.

Buying via direct trade also ensures traceability, and allows us to skip the dodgy middlemen who can be a problem in the cacao industry.

FOR ONLY THE BRAVE

This is not your average industrial, basic, pedestrian chocolate: it’s REAL CACAO, a superfood for the bold, the brave, and for those who don’t mix well with the mainstream. 

Real cacao is eaten slowly, with intention. It usually takes 2 weeks to finish a tablet. 

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*** SUGAR DETOX *** HIGHEST QUALITY *** NUTRIENT DENSE *** REAL CACAO ***
*** SUGAR DETOX *** HIGHEST QUALITY *** NUTRIENT DENSE *** REAL CACAO ***
*** SUGAR DETOX *** HIGHEST QUALITY *** NUTRIENT DENSE *** REAL CACAO ***
*** SUGAR DETOX *** HIGHEST QUALITY *** NUTRIENT DENSE *** REAL CACAO ***
*** SUGAR DETOX *** HIGHEST QUALITY *** NUTRIENT DENSE *** REAL CACAO ***
*** SUGAR DETOX *** HIGHEST QUALITY *** NUTRIENT DENSE *** REAL CACAO ***
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AYURVEDIC ASHRAM INCENSE

NATURAL AYURVEDIC INCENSE: DAY & NIGHT

SCENT THERAPY

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AYURVEDIC ASHRAM INCENSE

ALL NATURAL, NO CHEMICALS

Made from 100% natural aromatic Ayurvedic herbs, woods and medicinal plants. 

Vegan. Free from all the random stuff you find in suspiciously cheap incense like synthetic fragrances, animal fats and chemical fillers. Also free from essential oils.

Made ethically in a magical Ashram high in the Himalayan mountains by Yogis.

Contains 20 sticks, 14cm long (so not overpowering in small spaces). 

YOGA SHALA : DAYTIME


* SANDALWOOD AND HIMALAYAN HERBS *

Be instantly transported

To that Yoga Shala you love: where a soft, mystic scent dances through the air.

What it smells like

Sandalwood, obviously. A crowd-pleaser. Blended with Ayurvedic herbs from the Himalayas. Unique. Not overpowering or over-perfumed. Subtle. 

FEMALE ORGY: EVENING

*JATAMANSI AND HIMALAYAN HERBS*

Be instantly transported

To a sensual, exotic place: where a bevy of beautiful women gather in celebration of the female form.

What it smells like 

Jatamansi is a sacred Ayurvedic plant of the honeysuckle family, grown only on “the roof of the world” in the Himalayas. It has woody and warm, erotic, honey notes. 

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TAKE ME TO THE YOGA SHALA
I FOUND MYSELF IN A FEMALE ORGY

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FEMALE-FOUNDED

The power of the female force is fierce.

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REVIEWS

Tongue cleaner = Best product ever

I can't believe I haven't been using this my whole life!! I feel so cleansed after doing it and my morning breath goes away instantly 🙏🏻

- Sophie R.

Love the taste of real cacao now!

The chocolate was intense at first but I followed the advice and started with one square a day and after 7 days I couldnt believe the difference: I can't go back to sugary industrial chocolate. I love the taste of real cacao now!

- Camilla F.

Addicted to tongue cleaning

I forgot my tongue cleaner in confinement and had to order another one I'm so hooked. Thank you for still shipping! I'm religiously using it.

– Fred D.

DEFINITELY BETTER THAN OTHER INCENSE

Other incense I have tried gives me a headache. I guess because of the strong fragrances or essential oils. But I tried the Yoga Shala incense and you can tell its all-natural straight away. Love the scent!!

- Alma.

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