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85% DARK CHOCOLATE WITH ADAPTOGENS

85% Dark Chocolate with adaptogens

HERBAL HEDONISM

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85% DARK CHOCOLATE WITH ADAPTOGENS

Welcome to the world of high-vibes

HERBAL CACAO

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AYURVEDIC TONGUE CLEANER

Ayurvedic Copper Tongue Cleaner

Morning routine

BESTSELLER

AYURVEDIC TONGUE CLEANER

Morning detox tool

Use a tongue cleaner each morning to scrape the layer of bacteria that builds up on the tongue while you sleep.

BETTER BREATH & ORAL HYGIENE

Bacteria on your tongue is the main cause of bad breath, including the dreaded *morning breath.*

THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE

We use premium copper that's thicker, sturdier (and prettier) than anything else on the market. We're not into the thin, dirty flimsy kind that deform after a few uses. Ours will last a lifetime.

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AYURVEDIC ASHRAM INCENSE

NATURAL AYURVEDIC INCENSE: DAY & NIGHT

SCENT THERAPY

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AYURVEDIC ASHRAM INCENSE

ALL NATURAL, NO CHEMICALS

Made from 100% natural aromatic Ayurvedic herbs, woods and medicinal plants. Made ethically in a magical Ashram high in the Himalayan mountains by Yogis.

YOGA SHALA : DAYTIME

* SANDALWOOD AND HIMALAYAN HERBS *

Be instantly transported

To that Yoga Shala you love: where a soft, mystic scent dances through the air.

FEMALE ORGY: EVENING

*JATAMANSI AND HIMALAYAN HERBS*

Be instantly transported

To a sensual, exotic place: where a bevy of beautiful women gather in celebration of the female form.

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TAKE ME TO THE YOGA SHALA
I FOUND MYSELF IN A FEMALE ORGY
WEARABLE WELLNESS

DOSHA T-SHIRT

Dosha t-shirt: wearable wellness

Wearable Wellness

WEARABLE WELLNESS

DOSHA T-SHIRT

INFUSED WITH CBD

Your Cosmic Dealer Wearable Wellness piece is infused with hemp oil containing microcapsules of CBD. Little by little, and for up to thirty washes, the capsules are gently absorbed into the skin due to the friction with your body. 

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For the Brave

100% DARK CHOCOLATE TABLET

100% DARK CHOCOLATE TABLET

Sugar detox

For the Brave

100% DARK CHOCOLATE TABLET

For your sugar detox

100% dark artisanal cacao blessed with Ayurvedic spices and adaptogens. 

The bitterness of cacao can stop sugar cravings: research has shown that bitter foods (like real 100% cacao) shut off a receptor in our brain that makes us crave sugar.

A NUTRIENT-DENSE SUPERFOOD

Our cacao is vegan, gluten-free, single origin, Grand Cru, ceremonial-grade and naturally rich in magnesium, iron, potassium and flavonoids.

No added sugar or sweeteners, it's just nutrient-dense pure cacao with Ayurvedic spices added.

ETHICALLY SOURCED

Our artisan producer in Italy has their own family farm in El Salvador where we buy our beans from.

We pay our farmers x3 the market price to ensure a fair wage.

FOR ONLY THE BRAVE

This is not your average industrial, basic, pedestrian chocolate: it’s REAL CACAO, a superfood for the bold, the brave, and for those who don’t mix well with the mainstream. 

Real cacao is eaten slowly, with intention.

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ASHWAGANDHA & GINGER
CHAI & ROSE

WHO ARE WE?

FEMALE-FOUNDED

The power of the female force is fierce.

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FROM PARIS

But currently floating in the Cosmos.

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Old Wisdom vs. New

We are exploring the boundaries of how old wisdom can be relevant in a new world.

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ONLY THE BEST

We’re on a quest for quality to satisfy our impossibly high standards. We're certainly not just pretty packaging.

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REVIEWS

Tongue cleaner = Best product ever

I can't believe I haven't been using this my whole life!! I feel so cleansed after doing it and my morning breath goes away instantly 🙏🏻

- Sophie R.

Love the taste of real cacao now!

The chocolate was intense at first but I followed the advice and started with one square a day and after 7 days I couldnt believe the difference: I can't go back to sugary industrial chocolate. I love the taste of real cacao now!

- Camilla F.

Addicted to tongue cleaning

I forgot my tongue cleaner in confinement and had to order another one I'm so hooked. Thank you for still shipping! I'm religiously using it.

– Fred D.

DEFINITELY BETTER THAN OTHER INCENSE

Other incense I have tried gives me a headache. I guess because of the strong fragrances or essential oils. But I tried the Yoga Shala incense and you can tell its all-natural straight away. Love the scent!!

- Alma.

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